BP Sort of Confident About Latest Top Kill Atempt
NEW ORLEANS, LA - BP and federal officials claim that this latest effort could, maybe, quite possibly have some chance of working and that this isn't yet definitely, totally the end to civilization and...
View ArticlePutt-Putt Golf Course Found on Moon
NASA - Images from the Cassini spacecraft of Saturn's moon Titan has researchers scratching their heads. Using enhanced radar imaging, a Putt-Putt golf course was discovered near the larger of the...
View ArticleSave the Incandescent Light Bulb!
Washington - I recently received an email from the Tea Party pointing out a life-threatening issue that's facing America. Recently elected Tea Party members have put the incandescent light bulb on the...
View ArticleNigerians to Prosecute Cheney for Scams
Nigeria - Femi Babafemi, in charge of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission in Nigeria, said that Dick Cheney would "definitely" be charged for selling the Nigerians millions of American email...
View ArticlePresident Obama Defends Action in Libya
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - President Obama took to the airwaves yesterday to make a speech on his actions Libya. "Some nations may be able to turn a blind eye to atrocities in other countries....
View ArticlePresident Obama Caves In to the Republicans
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - Last night, President Obama announced to the public that he had prevented the government shutdown. ""The American people have been told the agreement contains both...
View ArticleTrampling on the 2nd Amendment!
CCN (Crazy Cal News) MAGNOLIA, TEXAS -"The Tribune," the Magnolia newspaper, reports that the first grader brought a loaded gun to Ellisor Elementary on May 9th. The gun father said the 9mm Beretta...
View ArticleWeather Forecaster Breaks Endurance Record on Television in Norway
Weather forecaster Eli Kari Gjengedali broke a world record for the longest forecast by riding atop a tornado which swirled from Atla, through Harstad where the tornado built up strength. It then...
View ArticleJohn Mellencamp Reveals Plans to Win Back Meg Ryan
NEW YORK - John Mellencamp revealed his plans to win back Meg Ryan today in an exclusive interview with TheSpoof.com. You, our readers, will be the first to know the details of his plans. Even Meg...
View ArticleObama Decides to Import Deadly Communicable Diseases
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama spoke to his advisers about a new plan to import deadly communicable diseases."We can import people with highly contagious, deadly diseases to reduce the population of...
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